Anonymous asked: who do you reblog from alot?
Anonymous asked: i cake myself with make-up and i think one direction should lick the make-up off
Anonymous asked: i love the way zayn malik waves hi and points at me sexy like that while harry says suprise you're next
in the year 6057
historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
One Direction Hosting Punk'd
Harry: ...so basically....
Harry: ...you just...
Harry: ...got punk'd
paradiseof-brokendreams asked: hey idno what happened but thought id let you know coz it happened to my thing too. the countdown for 1D stuffed up or something and it changed to like 900 days so change it! :P x
They drink, smoke, have tattoos, wank on national...
Teacher: Can anyone tell me something about Ireland?
Me: *raises hand*
Teacher: Niall Horan doesn't count.
Me: *lowers hand*
deadtoortles: I bet liam cried the first time he had sex. “this was someone’s daughter”
Backstreet Boys: What Makes You Different Makes You Beautiful
One Direction: What Makes You Beautiful
Backstreet Boys: It's Gotta Be You
One Direction: Gotta Be You
Backstreet Boys: More Than That
One Direction: More Than This
Backstreet Boys: I Want It That Way
One Direction: I Want
1d-supreme: my5husbands: 5wonders: ” Chrissie asked Niall to read an entry from her childhood diary… ‘Chrissie’s First Bra’ “ this is legit the best interview i’ve seen omg ive watched this like a hundred times ahaha
The day Niall gets a girlfriend
louis-thrusting-skills: Most people: Me: “I just got a new boyfriend.”